What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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