I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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