How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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