someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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