How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Houston, we have a blender
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize