How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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