Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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