i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
So apparently I’m into choking now
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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