Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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