He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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