Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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