That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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