like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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