First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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