I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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