Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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