If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
i out mim tonsoeep
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