Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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