It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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