whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
