yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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