so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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