fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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