I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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