Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
organizing the empties. That sober.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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