swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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