let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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