no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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