Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
