You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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