I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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