i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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