I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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