oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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