I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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