Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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