Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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