what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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