I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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