i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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