i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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