And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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