We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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