Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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