you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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