I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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