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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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