That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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