That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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