If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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