My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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