Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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