He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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