Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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