I love black thongs
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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