Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
