So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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