I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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