Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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